Santa's Helper?

Dear Santa,
I picked out some very fun jammies with my mommy today when we were out shopping. She says that they make me look like an elf! Need any extra help this year? Don't listen to anything you may hear about me tearing up the house, throwing fits, spilling milk, or eating dirt out of plants--I've been a really good girl!
xoxo
Jilly Bean
p.s. If you hire me, I promise I'll show more holiday cheer than I do in these pictures. My mom is mean and she decided to suck all the snot out of my nose before bedtime with that darn bulb syringe. I don't like that!